so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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