i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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