Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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