were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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