This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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