Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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