nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How external is "for external use only"?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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