She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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