Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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