Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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