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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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