Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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