all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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