his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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