i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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