If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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