I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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