I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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