I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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