rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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