When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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