dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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