I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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