thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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