dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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