So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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