did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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