David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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