Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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