when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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