love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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