Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I need to align my fucking chakras
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