I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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