Got a toothbrush?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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