It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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