You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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