Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just invented taco cereal.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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