it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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