I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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