I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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