Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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