Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize