I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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