That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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