I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
only you would photoshop your dick
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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