I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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