I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
