So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to make a zoo with you.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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