There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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