I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't deserve a penis
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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