I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
