after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
