That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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