What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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