sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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