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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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