i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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