thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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